I have run out of excuses

I know it has been entirely too long since I posted something on this blog. I get that. This is the part of my blog where I apologize for my absence. It's not as though I haven't thought of this blog. I love this blog. I felt bad for not posting, but not bad enough to post anything. But I still felt guilty about not posting. So here goes my futile attempt at winning you back with a new post. This post is like the second to last scene in any John Cusack movie. You know the scene where he gives a huge speech to the woman that he just realized he loved. Even though she's in the process of getting married, but he promises that he will change her for. So she takes him back, because for once he's sincere. Here's my attempt at change.

So I've been doing stand-up for four years now. Well it was four years on December 15. I didn't celebrate my four year anniversary of comedy by doing anything extravagant. I just did stand up that night and went home. I used to make lists each year and try to establish goals for myself. But I never really actively set out to meet those goals, but somehow I managed to meet the majority of them. I'm not trying to brag, or sound cocky. Because when you honestly think about it I didn't set outrageous goals for myself. If one of my goals was "I'm gonna do stand-up in the penguin exhibit at the aquarium." And I met that goal. Then I have every reason to be cocky. But I set low goals that were going to be met, by just doing stand-up. Do you know how awful it would I didn't meet the goal "perform more". That would be terrible. If I just took a year off of comedy, and didn't meet one of the easiest goals that anyone in this art could do. I hope that one of my goals wasn't to blog more because I really dropped the ball on that one. My only goal is to work harder. I'm gonna write more and perform more. Because that is all I can do. I already work hard at this, but I need to keep pushing myself.

I plan on moving to Los Angeles in the coming weeks. I'm not just moving there for stand-up, but I really need a change of pace. To be honest I'm just moving there because I am a huge Suge Knight fan, and I'm trying to get signed to Death Row Records. If I know one thing in this world it's that I'm not gonna get signed to Death Row while I'm in D.C. Also I've always wanted to live in L.A since I was a child. The move to L.A. might be the only plausable childhood dream that I can fulfill. My other dreams were to be a Dinosaur and be a tapdancer. If there was a way to be a tap-dancing dinosaur, living under the Hollywood sign I wouldn't have gone to school! I'd be eating bronto burgers while tap-dancing in front of the Viper Room.

Also I have deleted all my old posts. I'm completely revamping this blog while I am also working on my website. Sorry if there were posts that you enjoyed reading, and laughing at for its poor grammar(Though this post's grammar is probably equally as bad).

Juice of the week: Cran-Apple